Re: nerd, geek, sci-fi, en ..eh. dat dus
Geplaatst: 14 jan 2011, 17:58
So, these two computer geeks are sitting around talking, and one of them says, “Mike, I never told you about the Christmas party a few weeks ago. It was open bar, and I was getting totally hammered with that new girl from Accounting.â€
His friend nods. “Really, John? And then what happened?â€
“Well,†John continued, “she’s all wasted, and wants me to take her home. “
“Really?†said Mike. “No freaking way!â€
“Yes, way,†replied John. “So, we get back to my place, right? And then she’s all over me, kissing me, and grabbing me, and stuff.â€
“Bro, I’m totally jealous, now,†said Mike. “So then what happened?â€
“Dude, she was unstoppable. So she asks me to help taker her clothes off, right? So I unzip her skirt, and then take off her shirt, and she starts undoing my pants while I’m kicking off my shoes, right?â€
“I can’t believe it,†said Mike. “So, how far did you get?â€
“Well,†sad John, “After I get my pants off, she jumps up and wraps her legs around my waist, so I carry her over to my desk, push the papers off, and set her down on the edge, right next to my new laptop.â€
“Whoa, dude!†exclaims Mike, “You didn’t tell me that you got a new laptop! Dual core?â€
His friend nods. “Really, John? And then what happened?â€
“Well,†John continued, “she’s all wasted, and wants me to take her home. “
“Really?†said Mike. “No freaking way!â€
“Yes, way,†replied John. “So, we get back to my place, right? And then she’s all over me, kissing me, and grabbing me, and stuff.â€
“Bro, I’m totally jealous, now,†said Mike. “So then what happened?â€
“Dude, she was unstoppable. So she asks me to help taker her clothes off, right? So I unzip her skirt, and then take off her shirt, and she starts undoing my pants while I’m kicking off my shoes, right?â€
“I can’t believe it,†said Mike. “So, how far did you get?â€
“Well,†sad John, “After I get my pants off, she jumps up and wraps her legs around my waist, so I carry her over to my desk, push the papers off, and set her down on the edge, right next to my new laptop.â€
“Whoa, dude!†exclaims Mike, “You didn’t tell me that you got a new laptop! Dual core?â€